Wednesday, October 17, 2018

Dr O'Connor and the Full Physical

I had a full physical today with Dr. O'Connor. We went through all the procedures and orifices and everything. Everything!

The general result is that I'm doing okay. My blood pressure was 132/83, my cholesterol was 112, and all my other vitals checked out. I got a bunch of other numbers about Glucose, Potassium, Calcium and a wide range of stuff I don't ever think about.

Dr O'Connor asked me if I had lost a great deal of weight because he noticed some stretch makes on me. I explained they were not stretch marks but scars of an encounter I had back in August with a drunken thorn bush. I was drunken, not the bush.