Big Brother Moves In

I have been prescribed a device to probe me on a nightly basis. I plugged it in on my night stand next to the bed. It is attached to a phone line and will scan me every so often and then send the info to my Cardiologist and he will decide if I am alive or not.

Don't know what this thing costs but nobody has billed me yet so I won't worry about it until it comes time to pay the deductible...which I have done in spades!