Bad Blood

I have been a Blood Donor with the Inland Northwest Blood Bank for well over 25 years. Officially, I have donated 26 units of blood. That is just over three gallons. Frankly, I think it's much more than that.

From here on out, it will be no more than that. I have received a Permanent Deferral due to my Defib. BUMMER! Had I known that, I might not have had it implanted. I would have at least gone in for one last donation.

No more AB+ from me! That sucks. I like donating blood. It's a really easy thing to do that makes you feel selfless and humanitarianismistic toward your fellow humans.

Now I'm going to have to find something else to do to fulfill my humanitarianismystical yearnings. Perhaps I will read to the Blind or help Midgets get stuff down from high places. Or at least call them little people. I guess I'll have to research it.