Three old men are sitting around the table and talking about life. The 70 year old says he would love to be able to get up in the morning and take a good, healthy piss. The 80 year old says he would love to be able to get up in the morning and take a good, healthy shit. The ninety year old said, "Boys, when I wake up in the morning, I take a good healthy piss and I follow it with a good healthy shit. My problem is I can't get out of bed."
This morning, I was the ninety year old. And that's all I have to say about that!
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