Plastic Sheets?

 I woke up in the middle of the night...about 1:00. That's not unusual for me. I wake up a lot during the night. I seem to sleep fitfully but always get up feeling rested.

I was lying there, wondering if the forecasted snow had started to fall. Then I wondered why my butt felt all sweaty. I soon realized that my sweaty butt left a nice wet spot.

I laid there for a bit longer and soon began to awaken to the fact that perhaps my butt was not sweaty.

I got up and went to the bathroom and discovered I had some cleaning to do. I cleaned up as best I could without jumping in the shower, grabbed a towel to lay over the wet spot, and went back to sleep.

It had started snowing, by the way.

When I rolled out of bed at 6:00 AM, I ascertained the problem. I had shit the bed.

Actually, that's too harsh. I had had a Wendy's fart. You know, hot and juicy.

So the sheets and the bed pad are in the wash and I am feeling like the old doddering man that I am becoming.

I think this is a first time occurrence for me since I was in diapers. Good to know I'll soon be back in them.