I go to my local Health Club in the morning. Sometimes I actually workout but usually I just go to shower.
This morning I arrived, had a good healthy shit, and went to the Steam Room to perspire. I was in there about 10 minutes before hitting the showers. As I was lathering up in the shower and getting into all the cracks and crevices where bacteria can hide, I discovered a tiny little turd. There were two other guys in the shower at the time, so I had to dispose of it surreptitiously. It rolled towards the drain but stopped short. It wasn't obvious and neither of the other guys noticed, as they were busy with their cracks and crevices. By the time I turned off the shower, it had rolled onto the drain but was a bit too large to fall through. I stepped on the drain as I left to give it a helping hand...or foot.
Guys like me are the reason I wear sandals into the shower.
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