Dear Stan,
Let's start off the year with a decision to try and do better!
You are 56. You presently tip the scales at 224. You have a horrible diet. You're out of shape because you never exercise and consequently, your stamina sucks. And you're not terribly attractive. You are another heart attack waiting to happen!
On the positive side, you are 56. You are not yet so portly or out of shape that you couldn't start working out and get yourself to 200 pounds. But even at 200, you would still be unattractive.
Anyway, what do you say we try to make a better Stan in 2014. I guess we need a slogan.
"Less Stan to be seen in Twenty-Fourteen"
Well, we'll work on that.
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